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Mysterious and Reassuring

I speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are short walks on the beach, medieval French poetry and magnets. My dislikes are monkeys, people who say "ummm" too often, and guys that call me Hoss!.

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Crossdressing

I preferVersatile
Been with a crossdresserNo
Looking for someone passable?Yes

Strapon Preferences

Do you enjoy giving or receiving the strapon?Receiving
How much Strapon can you handle?Average Sized, Hard and Fast

Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:Sex places ... ? I'll probably put it wherever you want it!
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:With Tammi @ her house when her husband was working late ...or Bethany in the storage rafters at LOWES...does the back of a pick up truck at the drive in with my GF Susie's twin sister Jeannie count??

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildAverage
Height183 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorDark blonde
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone, Scarred
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Long
Endowment (width)Thick
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
AvailabilityMy Place
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleModern Day Corporate Retail Slave / Eqpmt Op

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
My perfect matchsuper kinky, versatile and bisexual top/bottom switch - male/female/other...should be easy going, funny, light hearted, super kinky did i say that? Need not be the image of God's beauty, but should be human, breathing, 18+, STD FREE, proportioned, wild imagination, at least kind of smart
Our first datethe both of us (or three of us?)
EthnicityNo preference
Body typeA few extra pounds, Athletic / toned, Average, Curvy, Fit, Slender, Slim, Voluptuous, Other

Fetishes

FetishesCrossdressing, High Heels, Lace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings, Shoes / Boots, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:A couple times a week
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Threesome M/M/F
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Intimate gatherings in my home, Regular Bars, Movies

Sexual Interests

CybersexEvery once in a while
Oral Sex isIt's how I get aroused
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Anal beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Size matterYes, definitely
"Off Limits":shit, piss, skat, blood, food,

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyAsk me ...
Fantasy locationAt a park
Fantasy sex partner:the ULTAMATE FANTASY sex partner... wow.. food for thought...Me and Taylor Swift could make our own Earthquake...Ive got the hots for Olivia Munn .. She'd be funn ...
In a perfect world Olivia with a strap-on teaming me with Taylor as a T-GIrl, they'd dress me up like Brittny Spears in her cheerleader outfit, tie me up, humiliate me and make me sing their songs with a mouthful of Taylor Cock and Olivia taxing my ass. "Look what you made me do"